The Rogue Nation of The State of Ariovistus is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 74 million Ariovistians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Ariovistian economy, worth 3.26 trillion Telts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,025 Telts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of Ariovistus's national animal is the Red Kite, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The State of Ariovistus is ranked 53,488^th in the world and 608^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 26.07 flags saluted per person per day.